Green Acres is the place to be. 
Farm livin’ is the life for me. 
Land spreadin’ out so far and wide 
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside. 

New York is where I’d rather stay. 
I get allergic smelling hay. 
I just adore a penthouse view. 
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue. 

…The chores. 
…The stores. 
…Fresh air. 
…Times Square 

You are my wife. 
Good bye, city life. 
Green Acres we are there. 

Yes, the theme song to “Green Acres”.  Many of you are thinking, “huh?”

Joey and I head to the farm…